momnar:

gayghost:

tiktoksithinkarefunny:

This is better than any found footage horror film ever made

So this is what they mean by Boys Will Be Boys

slavery:

killuo:

slavery:

God I wish I could go back in time and be the person who cut peoples heads off with an axe

Why?

There’s something wrong with me

totallyfubar:

heathyr:

sometimes ………….. books that are considered classics…………. are worse

I like to categorize them into “awful to read but important” and “what asshole thought anybody should look at this with their own two eyes”

twooping:

You could’ve reblogged that from me

nourrice:

they didn’t text you back because they didn’t want to ok??? go do a clay mask its fine

azzandra:

Me, when a sci-fi introduces a desert location: SHOW ME THE WORM

*giant sand worm burst from the ground*

Me: YESSSSSSSS

ungarmax:

me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed

lesbianrey:

ally of the year

lucidnee:

lucidnee:

lucidnee:

if you an adult learn to take sex criticism. Y'all be 26 giving out wack head cause you refused to listen in ya freshmen year of college that you not suppose to bite it like that. You 28 still just sticking dry penis in a dry hole saying “oh..you tight” NOT AROUSED!!!

if someone says ow during sex you stop and ask! Don’t keep going!!

If you finished first that’s fine!!! It’s normal!! But don’t just leave that person hanging!!

You cum in a person after they asked you not too but it was an accident guess who paying $50 for plan b?? YOU!!!

if you looking at this putting genders on it then it’s ya fault lol cause this is the most gender neutral post

cake-warrior:

oforlikelalune-deactivated:

doujinshi:

anue:

Friend: how do you say i love you in german

Me: ich liebe dich

Friend: i also love dick

das ist so traurig alexa spiel 99 luftballons

I know 3 words in German and I know EXACTLY what that fucking sentence says.

yeah german tends to get right to the point